Had to rescue my pig last night ‘Cheesy Bacon’ who was caught up in the electric fence wire. I know .. I’m probably your hero now right? Full disclosure – I only own half of Cheesy Bacon – my buddy own’s the other half. I prefer the front bit.. When Cheesy gets a little older, he is going to Gordie’s for a sleepover and hopefully make sweet piggy love to his two girl pigs. “I’m here to clean your pool.. your mud pool!” Chickachica chow….
What happened to all the punks? I saw one today and I was surprised at how surprised I was. Do you think it was the hit NBC show Punky Brewster for two years in the mid 80’s that really ruined it for the punk scene? I don’t really think she was that punk to be honest. I don’t remember any of the episodes specifically.. did she ever bite the head of a chicken?
Incidentally, Punky Brewster had an episode three weeks after the space shuttle disaster where they had Buzz Aldrin come on and explain the perils of being an explorer. They do say that you are more likely to have an accident at the very beginning or the very end of your trip.. guess the same applies to space shuttles. Buzz was also trying to promote the young astronaut program.. yeah – good luck with that Buzz. Apparently, the episode was handled with allot of sensitivity – that is until Punky Brewster head butted Buzz, and kicked him in the crotch with her Doc Martins.
I’m eating chocolate crackles. They are payment for a computer job I haven’t started yet. I hope I can fix this computer, or I shall have to return the chocolate crackles. God. I hate performance anxiety.
Bees have 5 eyes. What’s that about? I can understand an even number.. but an odd number? Freaks!
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